So, this is delightfully insane: a cartoon called “J-Stache” that details the exploits of John Oates after he reunites with his old mustache from the ’70s and ’80s. Oates has the golden voice while J-Stache is all about booze, drugs, and women. I like it already. From the
The ‘70s and ‘80s were good to the mustachioed John Oates, but the rock ‘n roll lifestyle began to take a toll and he knew that change was necessary. After that fateful night in 1990 when John Oates and J-Stache split ways, J-Stache wouldn’t go quietly. He refused to slow down his hard-partying lifestyle and was determined to remain a part of Oates’ life. Now, they’re back together fighting crime and running Oates’ Aspen, CO celebrity health spa, Phunk Shui, on the side.
John Oates stars as himself, with comedian Dave Attell as the voice of J-Stache, his boozing, womanizing, and slightly drug-addled moustache. Whether battling mustachioed evildoers like Geraldo Rivera or diving down another bottle of tequila, J-Stache is a man… err… moustache… of action.
There’s no word yet on whether this will be a web series or if this has a shot at actually appearing on television, but to me it looks like it’s got [adult swim] written all over it. Here’s hoping it ends up there, so I can DVR it and watch it when I’m high on paint thinner.