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KATHY GRIFFIN IS… TRANNY BONADUCE

By 07.29.09

Kathy Griffin hosted the roast of Joan Rivers that will air August 9th on Comedy Central, and some of the one-liners that were delivered are starting to leak out.  And the most awesome thing I’ve read in ages happened when the roasters dubbed Griffin “Tranny Bonaduce.”  That’s the most accurately scathing put-down I’ve seen in a long time.  I want to find whoever came up with that and just high-five them all day.  Kathy Griffin, YA BURNT.

Some of the other zings (all aimed at Rivers):

Greg Giraldo: “You used to look your age, but now you don’t even look like your species.”

Jeffrey Ross: “If you Google her, you can find her on Craigs and Schindler’s List.”

Tom Arnold: “When she read her husband’s suicide note, she sent it back for a rewrite.”

I’m guessing those are the only three jokes that didn’t have profanity in them.  I’m looking forward to this; it’s always nice to see Jeffrey Ross at his best.  His stand-up isn’t all that funny, he’ll never rise to any significant level of fame, but man can that guy insult people.  He may as well be underground 364 days a year.  Basically, he’s the mayfly of comedy.  Hell yeah that’s an insect joke.  The entomologists in the house loved that one.


TOPICS#COMEDY CENTRAL
TAGSJOAN RIVERSKATHY GRIFFIN

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