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‘SPARTACUS': BLOOD, TITS, & PROSETHETIC WANG

By 07.30.09

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“Spartacus: Blood and Sand” is the upcoming series from Starz that promises to make the most of its safe-from-censors status on premium cable.  Basically, it looks exactly like Gladiator if Gladiator were filmed exactly like 300 (watch the trailer after the jump).  In short: both awesome and unoriginal.

“Spartacus” is also making waves because it promises plenty of nudity, both male and female.  Lucy Lawless has already admitted that she’ll go topless — about a dozen years too late for those of us who masturbated to syndicated TV in the ’90s.  And as for the male nudity, welllllllll

“Some guys aren’t as well-endowed as other guys,” explained executive producer Steven DeKnight. “We had to create ‘the Kirk Douglas,’ so it was aptly named. It was a prosthetic the guys could wear to feel more comfortable.” […]

DeKnight then explained actors will actually have to share the prosthetic. Which means viewers might end up seeing the same exaggerated member on more than one character. [via THR, emphasis added]

I don’t think I’d want to wear a prosthetic cock or cock extension or whatever it is.  Especially after it’s been on other wangs.  No, if I had to go fully nude on TV, I’d rather people see me as I am, warts and all.  Uh, so to speak.


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