By: 08.31.09  •  22 Comments

So, here’s the clip from “Wife Swap” that’s surging all over the Internet: a tubby little jackass gets pissed off that his health-conscious replacement mom throws away his bacon. And while the kid has a point — you do NOT throw away bacon! — he’s a fat whiny chump with a stupid haircut, and the mom is a sexy lady with a big rack. Winner: the hot mom. I’d let her throw away my bacon as long as she… ya know… take your pick of meat innuendos: pork sword, roast beef curtains, sausage, tube steak, furburger, etc. And don’t forget hair pie for dessert.


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