Noted attractive person Megan Fox will host the season premiere of “Saturday Night Live” this fall, and she is reportedly already working on a digital short with Andy Samberg, according to an “insider” who writes statements exactly like a PR flack:
“Megan is psyched to have gotten this opportunity,” the insider tells Life & Style. “She has a lot of surprises in store for the audience. This is the perfect opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills, as she’s launching her new movie Jennifer’s Body [on Sept. 18].”
Megan has been brushing up on her comedy by doing a digital short with funnyman Andy Samberg, the insider adds. [L&S]
I think a good idea for a skit would be MEGAN FOX USING A DILDO to hit Seth Meyers in the head, or maybe a MEGAN FOX LESBIAN SCENE where the female cast members have crushes on her, or possibly MEGAN FOX DEEP-THROATING A CUCUMBER. I guess none of those are particularly funny, but screw you, my Google page ranking just went way up.