I’m quick to dismiss anything with the word “cougar” in it as well as most projects by former “Friends” cast members, but these stills from the upcoming “Cougar Town” starring Courteney Cox (age 45) are a somewhat compelling argument against that. Granted, the stills are slightly blurry so you can’t see the frozen smoothness of her Botoxed face, but that there is what we in the business call “a hot little body.” Some industry insiders are even admitting a desire to “hit that.”
Sometimes I wonder if the cougar/MILF movement is really all because of Stifler’s Mom in American Pie. When I was in high school, NOBODY’S mom was hot. There was never an instance of “Dude, I really wanna F your mom.” Moms all had short haircuts and lumpy bodies because they gave up when they had kids. And nobody cared because we were in high school and surrounded by fifteen-year-old girls in full bloom and if we saw Jessica Boardman’s bra when she leaned down to pick up her pencil HOLY CRAP we’d be thinking about that while we hurriedly masturbated after school hoping like hell our lumpy moms didn’t knock on the door.
What I’m trying to say is, I appreciate women being hotter in their forties, but this would all be easier if it weren’t so taboo to leer at underage girls. Not that I want to do that, of course. What do you think I am, some kind of pervert? **closes browser window of violent interspecies shark fellatio**
I want more like this!
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