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By 09.01.09

Britain’s “The X Factor” continues to make Internet buzz with this clip featuring Steve, a 50-year-old with a mullet and no discernible talent.  Unless “smuggling produce in your pants” is a talent.  I’m not hip to industry slang, but I don’t think having a giant cock is the x-factor.  Not in the music industry, anyway.

YouTube and Buzzfeed are both calling Steve’s protrusion an erection, which means that there are at least two girls on the Internet who have never seen an erection.  Boners generally don’t look like three socks stuffed into your underwear or elephantiasis of the scrotum.  Not that I want to sound like some kind of expert on the subject, but I do get a boner every two or three weeks.


TAGSBONERSSIMON COWELLTHE X FACTOR

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