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VIDEO: ‘GOSSIP GIRL’ THREESOME. KINDA.

By / 11.10.09

Here’s all the action that “Gossip Girl” had to offer for the much-hyped threesome. Although there were public outcries and demands that the episode be an hour-long hardcore scene with Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, and myself, the principals involved here are Dan, Hilary Duff’s Olivia, and the other chick. Whatsherface. Vanessa. Apparently this makeout scene was followed by a shot of all three of them asleep in bed together, exhausted from a pillow fight or something.

I’d like to say I’m disappointed by this, but that would infer that I had some sort of expectations to begin with. If anything, the awkwardness leading up to it is frighteningly real for a college threesome. As the guy you don’t want to push anything and mess it all up, but you don’t know what the right move is, and you just kinda hope that the girls are drunk enough and willing to make out with each other… is what I imagine it would be like. I’ve never kissed two girls at once. I’ve only kissed one girl, ever. (My mom!)

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