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By / 11.25.09

I mentioned the murder of Brooke Phillips in last week’s hooker news update, and now that the former prostitute on HBO’s “Cathouse” — who was pregnant at the time of her death — has had an autopsy performed, I thought I’d share some of the cheerful results.

[The autopsy] shows the woman was shot, stabbed and slashed multiple times. The report released by the state medical examiner’s office on Monday shows the probable cause of death for 22-year-old Brooke Phillips was a gunshot wound to the right temple.

Phillips and three other people were found shot to death Nov. 9 inside a burning home in southwest Oklahoma City… Twenty-eight-year-old David Allen Tyner was arraigned Monday on six counts of first-degree murder.

I fancy myself something of an expert when it comes to getting rid of hookers, and while my method usually involves crying after sex until they leave in disgust, I’d have to assume that most of them aren’t Rasputin. If you’re going to shoot someone in the head, you probably don’t need all that extra stabbing and slashing and arson. Well, maybe the arson.


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