“Data, get me a cat scan.”
The video below consists of scenes from “Star Trek: The Next Generation” re-dubbed with random-ass lines that match the movement of the actors’ mouths. This is the kind of instant Internet classic that provokes two reactions: (1) You will either be confounded and bewildered, and find it kind of dumb, or (2) you will think it’s brilliant and laugh your ass off. If you’re among the latter group, congratulations, you’re one of the cool kids. You’re welcome to come play in my sandbox any time. Yes, that’s a metaphor. No, it’s not sexual. Don’t touch me.
BONUS: Now with Jean-Luc Picard gay innuendo!