Cancel the romantic dinner plans you didn’t make with your girlfriend who doesn’t exist, because there’s only one thing you should be doing this Valentine’s Day: watching “Tyrannosaurus Sex” on Discovery Channel:
This Valentine’s Day, February 14th at 10pm ET/PT on Discovery Channel, Locomotive Entertainment Group will premiere Tyrannosaurus Sex. The one-hour special explores the mysteries, wonders and newest evidence surrounding ritual courtship and mating habits of dinosaurs. How did a ferocious T-Rex woo his lady? [beach picnic at sunset, duh - Ed.] How did a female Titanosaur support the weight of a male who was as long as a four-story building is high? How did a Stegosaurus couple negotiate sex with all those deadly plates and spikes?
Very carefully! Wokka wokka wokka!
Tyrannosaurus Sex doesn’t just answer the questions, it shows dinosaur sex in all its glory with state-of-the-art CGI animation.
Oh man, I can’t wait. I haven’t seen dinosaurs get it on since the late ’80s, when I got all the Dinobot Transformers for Christmas. Although technically, I guess that was dinosaur robot sex. Which I hear is all the rage in Japan right now.
[via The Awl, thanks to Matt M. for the tip]