Here’s Australian weatherman Steve Jacobs reporting from the zoo, where AHH!!! AH! AHH! AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Aye, that bird was pinching his bum, it was.
Needs more Dancing Pumpkin Head Guy.
Fuck you, pelican. I’ve tried that move at bars before and it always ends in jailtime.
I don’t see what the big deal was. The weatherman clearly asked it by wearing his Pelican Briefs.
I guess every country has gay weathermen…
Always bet against the weatherman. Always. Just trust me on this.
Look at dem pelicangs bite.
To clarify, ‘bit on the bum,’ is an expression similar to ‘stabbed in the back,’ and a bird is a euphemism for a female.
Now for anyone criticizing our great country I hope you fuckin die you miserable cunts, you put shit on other countries and shit like 9/11 kinda happens…ya get it?
I hope you all fuckin buuuuurn ahehehehe
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