Flash Forward (ABC) — It got AWFUL ratings last week, which has left ABC scrambling to find a worthy sci-fi successor to “Lost.” Maybe if ABC didn’t cram its schedule with awful chick crap like “The Bachelor,” “Grey’s Anatomy,” and “Desperate Housewives,” its sci-fi shows might stand a better chance of keeping viewers.
30 Rock (NBC) — Jason Sudeikis returns to his role as Floyd, the ex-boyfriend of Tina Fey’s Liz Lemon.
Parks and Recreation (NBC) — I’ve had an ongoing argument this week with some friends about the best sitcom on television right now. At least two of them say it’s “Parks & Rec,” but I say “Archer” and “Community” are both better. Of course “Gary Unmarried” is right up there, too.
Tiger Next Door (Animal) — Note: this is not about the dangers of living near a sex addict.
Randy Jackson Presents: America’s Best Dance Crew (MTV) — Featuring a dance to “Take It Off” by Ke$ha. If someone told me I had to either watch this or get stabbed, my immediate response would be, “Stabbed where?”
NCAA Basketball Tourney (CBS) — Wooooo!!!! Go… *checks bracket*… Xavier!
Community (NBC) — There was a lot of talk about getting an animated GIF of Alison Brie last week. Some people were like, “A GIF of which scene?” And everyone who saw it was like, “You’d know it if you saw it.” Well, it exists, and it’s glorious.
I want more like this!
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