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Happy Birthday, Jay Leno

By 04.28.10

Birthday Cat just heard Leno's monologue.

Today is Jay Leno’s sixtieth birthday. So happy birthday, you big goon. Treat yourself to something nice. Like another car, or setting fire to an especially large orphanage.

Below: a dog reacts to Leno’s birthday.


Full disclosure: I originally had Birthday Cat and Birthday Dog riding in the car with Jay Leno. But I couldn’t do it. They would never sell out like that. Then I was like, “But I know who would!”


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