Today is Jay Leno’s sixtieth birthday. So happy birthday, you big goon. Treat yourself to something nice. Like another car, or setting fire to an especially large orphanage.
Below: a dog reacts to Leno’s birthday.
Full disclosure: I originally had Birthday Cat and Birthday Dog riding in the car with Jay Leno. But I couldn’t do it. They would never sell out like that. Then I was like, “But I know who would!”