Man, I love that headline. Former pop queens (and Playboy models) Debbie Gibson and Tiffany will square off in an upcoming Syfy original movie, “Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.” As of yet, it’s unclear who will play Mega Python and who will play Gatoroid.
Gibson will play a fanatical animal-rights activist who frees illegally imported exotic snakes from pet stores, sending them into the Everglades, where they grow to mega sizes. Tiffany will play an overzealous park ranger who uses dangerous methods to save endangered alligators.
In the script, the pair brawl at a party, then take matters outside into the swamp. [The Live Feed]
Ooh, I think I can write this scene!
TIFFANY: “I think we’re alone now.”
DEBBIE: “Only in my dreams.”
[They make out.]
TA-DA! Of course, for that scene to work, it needs to be 1990-ish. Where’s Belinda Carlisle? If I’m gonna be making up lesbian pop star time-travel fan fiction, I wanna go all the way.