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Jeff Zucker is SO Fired

By / 06.02.10

A couple months ago, Comcast agreed to purchase NBC Universal in a “megashark eats giant octopus” deal. Of course, flagship network NBC is in the toilet, and the first step to salvaging the sinking ship is getting rid of the ship’s retarded captain, Jeff Zucker. Since Zucker was named President of the NBC Television Group in 2004, NBC has gone from the top-rated network to a last-place joke, a time period during which he was twice promoted.

For all that stellar work PLUS the historic failure of “The Jay Leno Show” and the ensuing late-night debacle, Zucker will get a severance package of at least $30 million, according to the New York Post.

Zucker will leave “a couple of months” after Comcast Corp. closes its agreement to acquire a 51 percent stake in the media giant from its current owners General Electric and Vivendi — with an exit package of roughly $30 million to $40 million, under the proposed exit deal, those sources said…

Zucker has already been floating some trial balloons about his next move, telling MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough and the Washington Post’s Howard Kurtz that he’s interested in politics… According to a GE’s latest proxy statement, NBC Universal profit fell 28 percent between 2009 and 2008.

This oily penis-headed retard ran a billion-dollar company into the ground, so it makes sense that he’d go into politics. It’s the only profession more forgiving of idiocy, ineptitude, and incompetence than entertainment.

I’m just speaking in general terms here, but the world would be a better place if more rich white people got murdered. When I think about it, the Joker killing Bruce Wayne’s parents doesn’t seem so bad.


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