The Real World 24: New Orleans (MTV) — Season premiere. For those of you who thought “Treme” was too worshipful of New Orleans, this should be a nice change of pace. Pictured here: Sahar, although really, what’s the point of them having names?
In Plain Sight (USA) — Season finale. Wait a second. I just found out that this show is about a guy who leaves the priesthood to join the witness protection program after he sees a stripper get murdered. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?
Man Shops Globe (Sundance) — Season premiere. The guy in charge of buying decorative antiques for Anthrolpologie goes around the world and buys cool stuff in places like Istanbul, Paris, and Cape Town. Nice work if you can get it.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — Thank God there’s something on tonight.
Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns (TBS) — I can’t say if Tyler Perry’s gay or not, but he’s definitely an egomaniacal piece of sh*t. Stamping his name on every crappy sitcom and movie he makes. Die in a church fire, dick.
Throwdown with Bobby Flay (Food) — It’s a show, not a recommended course of action if you’re January Jones and you need to drive home.