Welcome to Friday, bitches! If this video of a drunk driver going all “Dukes of Hazzard” at a Dallas airport toll booth doesn’t make you fist-pump and want to high-five someone, please exit to the right.
The driver, 22-year-old
Daisy Duke Yasmine Villasana, suffered only minor injuries (a broken wrist) and was arrested for driving while intoxicated. AT SIX IN THE MORNING. Nice!
Villasana told officers that she “had been rear-ended as she was approaching the Toll Plaza which caused her vehicle to strike the Toll Booth Protector Barricade, launch into the air, land on the roadway and catch on fire.” The reporting sergeant says Villasana tried to get back into her car after it caught fire.
Villasana said, why, no she wasn’t drunk at all, officer: She “stated she had one cranberry and vodka last night.” [Unfair Park]
My God, this whole story and the police report make me want to break out a bottle of gin and spend my morning destroying public property. Yasmine, I know you’ve got a lot going on right now, but… will you marry me?
Pictures of her flaming General Lee: