Ryan Seacrest Productions has already blessed us with the M*A*S*H and Cheers of this generation (“Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” and “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated” respectively… or is it the other way around), and their next project promises to be our new Fame; E! is piloting a show about dancers and choregraphers that co-stars Lady Gaga… ‘s choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson.
Gibson choreographed Gaga’s videos for “LoveGame,” “Paparazzi,” and “Telephone,” and last year developed a routine for “So You Think You Can Dance.” If green-lit, the show will cast seven attractive teens, strip them to their underwear, and make them fight it Illuminati imagery until they’ve all doused themselves in fake blood and melodramatically died. It’s like Battle Royale, but gay and about 17 minutes long with commercials.
If you are interested in crying about life’s basic tasks during a commercial bumper, please contact Ryan Seacrest Productions for more information.