This Rolling Stone cover is all over the Internet, so I’m gonna hop on the bandwagon and pay attention to “True Blood” for a few minutes (more pictures below). There’s plenty to dislike about HBO’s bloody soap opera, from Sookie’s terrible accent to Bill’s terrible accent to Tara’s terrible accent, but credit where it’s due: there’s plenty of gore and sex, which at the very least makes it 800 times better than Twilight.
The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous, True Blood creator Alan Ball says. “To me, vampires are sex,” he says. “I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I’m 53. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.”
On his show, every available orifice is used for intercourse: gay, straight, between humans and supernatural beings, and supernatural being on supernatural being, whether he be werewolf, dog or an enormous Minotaur-looking being called a maenad. [RS]
What a pervert. There are just no boundaries with those gays and their passion for interspecies sex. Although I have to admit, I found this scene pretty sexy: