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By / 08.03.10

Here’s the trailer for The Sex Files 2, the follow-up to the porn parody of a television show that went off the air eight years ago. I guess this might as well exist, seeing as how The X Files: I Want to Believe was somehow made and released into theaters in 2008. Because the plot is so important, here’s the description from the YouTube page:

Set one year before the appearance of Lilith, Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane [pictured]) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to unravel a mystifying series of murders. Their investigation leads them to Eastern Virginia, where they find several locals who seem to have been “infected”. Mulder believes the cause of these infections to be none other than “The Black Oil.” Scully and Mulder must search for answers that will ultimately defy the boundaries of science, the paranormal, and the dreadful spaces in between!

…and then they do it. At least, I hope they do it. This has to be the least sexy porn trailer I’ve ever seen. I mean, come ON. Give me some kind of innuendo here. The real Scully and Mulder had more sexual tension. The porn producers should have gotten David Duchovny to consult on the film — he probably would have done it for free.

[Cinema Blend]


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