This is the trailer for the second season of the CW’s “Vampire Diaries,” also known as “Twilight for Poor Kids” and not to be confused with “Twilight for Sluts” (HBO’s “True Blood”). If I remember correctly from last year, two vampire brothers fall in love with the same girl who looks like the same girl they both fell in love with, like, 200 years earlier. It’s kind of hard to keep everything straight because all of the characters look exactly the same. The vampire brothers are both blandly attractive, and the only reason one of them might stand out is if you remember Ian Somerhalder as Boone from “Lost.” The girls are both pretty brunettes with long hair, and I can’t tell which one’s Elena and which one’s Katherine. Sure, it doesn’t help that I don’t care, but I still feel like I’m in the streets of Tokyo.