This is a British ad for Walker’s Extra Crunchy chips — or crisps, oy, dat’s bettah, guvna — starring Lionel Richie singing a variation of “Say You Say Me.” Basically, he wants a guy to share his potato chips, so the guy throws Lionel Richie through a window. Not a great a lesson for our children, but let’s face it: Lionel had it coming. We still owe him for “The Simple Life.”
The next ad can be specifically for the cheddar and sour cream variant of Walker’s:
Hello! Is it cheese you’re looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You’re all I’ve ever wanted
And my mouth is open wide
’cause you know just how to taste
And I know just how to chew
And I want to tell you so much
I love you.
Naturally, the commercial should have a blind girl sculpting a bag of potato chips.