Ok everybody, I’m outta here. Matt’s back tomorrow. Enjoy your Labor Day.
Lion Ranger: Trouble in the Pride (Nat Geo Wild) – On one hand, I like these kinds of shows where people immerse themselves into the wild to get a close-up view. On the other hand, I’ve seen Grizzly Man. It’s all fun and games until a giant animal eats you alive on camera.
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel Channel) – Two new episodes tonight. First, a retrospective of the show’s five year run, followed by the series’ 100th episode. Bourdain and master chef Eric Ripert take a culinary tour of Paris, which I will watch in a jealous rage while eating Easy Mac and drinking Faygo.
CBS Fall Preview Show (CBS) – “Oo oo, I hope there are crime-based procedurals and comedies with a laugh track. Hey honey look, Jim Belushi is co-hosting the special! We love that gu- (*gets euthanized by DG*)”
Nickelodeon Mega Music Fest (Nickeleon) – A concert hosted by John Lequizamo featuring musicians performing duets with TV characters like Dora the Explorer and Yo Gabba Gabba! (exclamation point assuredly not mine). I can’t fathom the number of annoying haircuts that will be in attendance.
Quints By Surprise (I’ll give you one guess) – “Quints By Surprise”? Not interested. “Squints By Surprise,” on the other hand…