Rock of Love Girls: Where Are They Now? (VH1) — At the free clinic, I presume.
Bret Michaels: Life as I Know It (VH1) — Series premiere. Now that Bret Michaels is on the doorstep of death, he’s rededicated his life to raising his daughters, lest they grow up to be contestants on shows where tattooed sluts vie for a famous man’s affection.
Chuck (NBC) — It’s been a while since I’ve mentioned “Chuck.” I know that this show has a lot of fans, but it just doesn’t work for me. I always feel like the action scenes are choreographed by a 12-year-old.
Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) — Masi Oka of “Heroes” guest stars. If you’re an Asian actor and you haven’t landed a role on “Hawaii Five-0″ yet, fire your agent.
American League Championship Series (TBS) — Game 3. This is a tough one to stomach as a Mariners fan. I hate the Rangers far more than any other division rival, but I hate the Yankees more than anything on the planet. I mean anything. War and cancer and genital mutilation are all preferable to the Yankees.
Castle (ABC) — My favorite police procedural. I haven’t watched any episodes this season, but I plan on changing that tonight.