Oh, local news. Never change. In this report on the pressing matters affecting your community, Fox 8 News delivers a groundbreaking look into an elementary school that gave detention to a student for farting on the school bus. Here’s the lede:
Eleven-year-old Christian Sommers thinks that playing video games is fun. According to his school bus driver, he also thinks passing gas is fun. She didn’t find his flatulence so funny.
♪ ♬ I smeeeellllllll Pulitzerrrrrrrrr ♫– wait, no. Sorry, that’s little boy farts. The scents are very similar.
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