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By / 12.30.10

Amber Portwood, the most porcine of MTV’s “Teen Mom” stars, reportedly makes $280,000 a year. This information came to light in court, where she was charged with three felonies for attacking her child’s father (this rakish ladykiller), for which she temporarily lost custody of the girl, causing her to get this tattoo.

TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR.

MEMORANDUM

From: MTV

To: Hard-working and Responsible Young People Worried About Paying for College

F*ck you.

Signed,

MTV


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