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By 12.23.10

Listen up, people. This is awesome. Above, please find the local commercial for the Wack It Used Car Event of 1998. As if a large used car salesman wearing a gold sport coat and literally wacking prices with open hand slaps wasn’t enough, then he makes the face pictured at right, looks into the camera, and says “just sit in the car you want, and wack it.” Dude’s laying the innuendo on as thick as a child who’s been dropped on his head a couple dozen times.  It’s so unbelievably creepy I don’t even know what to do with myself.  I… I REALLY think this guy wanted people to come masturbate in his used cars.

This is what I love about local commercials.  Most of the time, they’re not staffed with what you and I might call “professionals.”  A business proprietor rents a camera, hands it to an intern, staffs his relatives or employees as extras, and just riffs.  But since it’s the boss in front of the camera, no one’s gonna yell cut and say, “Yo, you’re being creepy as all holy hell right now.”  Which means stuff like this makes it to the air ALL THE TIME.  God bless us, every one.

After the jump, another local commercial that features some of the most seductive dancing mankind has ever seen.

via Coed Magazine


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