Psych (USA) – Season finale. The Yang character is back to help solve the disappearance of a woman. Fact: I watch this show solely for the faces Gus makes throughout the episode. They are DEE-lightful.
A Home for the Holidays (CBS) – CBS’s benefit to raise awareness for adoption, which is a really great cause. Also worth noting is that Katy Perry performs, and she has a habit of wearing naughty get-ups to events like this. I’ll keep you posted.
Mythbusters (Discovery Channel) – An entire episode dedicated to Operation Valkyrie? Look, I like this show, but myths are a finite resource, like oil and Christmas cookies. They may be getting scarce.
Million Dollar Money Drop (FOX) – God I hope someone gets hosed again so I can post more videos of cute animals tomorrow.
Best of Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives (Food Network) – Guy Fieri dresses and talks like a 40 year old narc trying to infiltrate a high school clique by sounding “hip.” He is not to be trusted.
Full Throttle Saloon (TruTV) – I refuse to look up anything about this show. The title is too perfect. Facts would just ruin it.
WWE Salutes the Troops (USA) – Another good cause. According to TV Guide, Sherri Shepherd of “The View” is appearing. I’m prepared to offer $500 to the first person to hit her with a steel chair. I’m pretty sure I’m not even joking.