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By 01.28.11

Charlie Sheen went to the emergency room yesterday for what’s being reported as a hernia. Of course, going to the E.R. for a hernia isn’t a big news story unless, say, you’ve spent the previous 36 hours doing a briefcase of cocaine and critiquing pornography with porn stars. Let’s recap:

We’re told Sheen had several people inside his home during the 36-hour span that started Tuesday night — including 2 porn stars [Melanie Rios and Kacey Jordan – Ed.], a business associate, and several other women. After hours of drinking, we’re told a person showed up to the house with a designer “briefcase” — that contained multiple “bricks” of cocaine. We’re told Sheen immediately began doing the drug for several hours. [TMZ]

Sources who were present at Charlie’s house during his 36-hour party tell us … Charlie pulled out a small green pipe and started smoking cocaine continuously … for hours.

There are many wild details, but we’re told eventually Charlie ended up in his theater room with one of the porn stars with whom he was partying. They watched 3 hours of porn, as Charlie critiqued the action on the screen.

We’re told Charlie, who fancies himself as a porn connoisseur, was questioning his companion about angles and body shots. We’re told the porn star was “surprised” by the depth of Charlie’s knowledge. [TMZ]

Someone yesterday got upset that I was hoping for Sheen to die. Really? Twenty years of doing mountains of cocaine and being violent to women, and I’m the bad guy for wishing he would die? You know, at this point I think the burden of proof for people NOT wishing he’d die falls on Charlie.

p.s. CBS stock dropped almost three points when news of Sheen’s hospitalization broke. Maybe that will wake up the CBS execs who keep supporting him.


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