Helpful Anal Massage Tips from a Guy with a Mustache

This isn’t exactly TV-related, but it absolutely must be shared. This is Joseph Kramer in the 1998 video Uranus: Self Anal Massage for Men. Yes, it is real. He has some helpful advice for all of us.

If you do one hundred anal breaths a day, you will start to let go of anal tension.

I’m no ass doctor, but isn’t a little bit of anal tension a good thing? I mean, without it, there’d be poo everywhere.

Also, I have no idea what an “anal breath” is, but your mom sure had it last night.

[via BuzzFeed]

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