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Can your car run on Four Loko? Hey, anything to avoid drinking it. [Uproxx News]
The Ten Most Stylish Dictators. If you haven’t read this yet, give it a go. It’s written by my roommate. [UPROXX]
Wait, what? Cyberdyne is an actual robotics company, and they’ve made a thought-controlled exoskeleton named HAL. That’s terrifying. [Gamma Squad]
Charles Barkley on Tucker Carlson: “We fired him because he sucked.” [With Leather]
Armond White made Annette Bening cry. The New York Film Critics Circle Awards sounds an awful lot like the Playa Haters Ball. [FilmDrunk]
The Fight Club/Calvin and Hobbes mash-up. Equal parts adorable and badass. [GorillaMask]
Guy Fieri is the new spokesman for Ritz crackers. So, y’know, stop buying Ritz crackers. [Food Network Humor]
Oh no, the B-word! ABC has bought a project with the title “Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23.” [Inside TV]
(GIF via jamesvandermemes, of course.)