Sheen in Rehab; ‘2.5 Men’ on Hiatus

The good news is that “Two and a Half Men” has gone on hiatus while Charlie Sheen takes a “voluntary” trip to rehab. The annoying news is that Charlie Sheen thinks we’re all “turds” because he’s just a guy having some fun. He’s not breaking any laws or anything, assuming that prostitutes and briefcases full of cocaine are still legal. They are, right?

The actor “has voluntarily entered an undisclosed rehabilitation center today,” the actor’s rep says in a statement Friday… Sheen’s highly successful sitcom, Two and a Half Men, is going on hiatus due to the star’s decision to enter rehab, according to a statement from CBS, Warner Bros. Television and executive producer Chuck Lorre. [People]

“I’m fine,” Sheen told [Radar] via text message on Friday afternoon around the same time it was announced he was checking into rehab. “People don’t seem to get it…. Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also?”

The Two and a Half Men star finished the text with a characterization of his detractors: “Bunch of turds.” [Radar]

He truly sounds like someone eager to start rehab and quit drugs, huh? My favorite part is where he acts like he’s been doing his job perfectly well, when epic benders have led to his hospitalization twice in the last month, with one of those times resulting in missed work. But yeah, it’s our bad. We’re the turds. The guy with the porn stars and the briefcase of cocaine is just trying to do his job.

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