I know that some of you are getting tired of the endless Charlie Sheen-cocaine-and-porn coverage, but cocaine-and-porn coverage is why I got into blogging in the first place. Let me enjoy this moment, okay?
Anyway, while “Mike and Molly” and “Rules of Engagement” fill in for “Two and a Half Men,” Sheen will undergo rehab from his home in Los Angeles. The same home where he gets his cocaine briefcase deliveries. This should go well.
Sources connected with the actor tell us … CBS, Warner Bros. and Charlie put their heads together and found an expert in addiction they think can help Charlie conquer his demons.
The expert and other professionals are coming to Charlie’s gated community in L.A., in no small part for privacy reasons. Many rehab facilities can be tricky when it comes to patients and others spilling secrets. [TMZ]
Yes, privacy is Charlie Sheen’s utmost concern. That’s why he prefers to spend his time with porn stars and high-priced call girls who never talk to the press or tweet pictures of their vaginas from his house. Those girls are like bank vaults. Lock them in the Hanoi Hilton, waterboard them, doesn’t matter. You’ll never get them to talk.
