Happy Presidents’ Day, everybody. The fortunate among you will be enjoying today as the third day of a glorious three-day weekend. The less fortunate will be stuck at work, probably checking Facebook and Twitter all day and seething when you see your friends post things like, “Ugh, I’m so bored!”, or “It’s a good day for a nap.” Make no mistake about it, the people who do this knowing other people are stuck at work are the worst. Gun to my head, I’d rank it: 1) Them. 2) Child molesters. 3) Mets fans. (*pumps fist*) BOOM. Still got it, DG!
Anyway, there’s not going to be a hell of a lot going on here today. Matt’s off, and I’m stuck in class. Feel free to turn the comments into an open thread to discuss whatever you happen to be watching on TV, or a political flame war about presidents past, present, and future (I’m backing a Raylon Givens/Blake Griffin ticket in 2012).
Because it’s relevant, I’ve posted that “Hall of Inaccurate Presidents” video that made the rounds last week after the jump. Maybe I’m a little dense, but I think I would have remembered presidents named Bruce K. Tedesco or Doug Wobble. YOU CAN’T FOOL ME, PRANKSTERS. Not even by throwing in real ones like Bill Clinton or Leo Smoot. I’m wicked smart. (The full list of fake President names is in the comments at Wonkette. I can’t even fathom how much fun it must have been to make that.)