‘I Enjoy the Smell and Taste of Glue’

As if you couldn’t have guessed by the presence of Jerry Springer, “Baggage” is one of the stranger and more disturbing game shows on TV (I previously wrote about it here). But last night’s episode of the GSN dating game added an element of TLC’s “Strange Addictions”: it featured women whose “baggage” was eating disgusting things: whole sticks of butter, glue, and dirt.

It’s all very gross, but frankly I think this is actually helpful information when deciding if you want to date a woman. Personally, I’d go for the lady who eats glue. For the most obvious reason possible. What I’m trying to say is, she probably swallows ejaculate.

Clearly, this woman is better equipped than our own Josh Kurp to eat Homer’s Patented Space Age Out of This World Moon Waffles.

Watch the video here.

UPDATE: Uh oh, new meme alert. Vince came up with these:

And one more from me:

And another from tipster Stephen:

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