On the late local news last night, New York City’s Fox affiliate aired this “City Rant” from Bensonhurst (Brooklyn) native Joann. There’s a treasure trove of wit and wisdom to be enjoyed here:
- “My oldest son is Anthony. He’s 30 years old. He’s an inspiring actor who lives in my basement, who don’t pay rent. BUT, I’m happy he’s here.”
- “This is what you’re supposed to hang on a clothesline. Not dead fish.”
- “Dis is my neighbahs!”
- “I have fake fur, fake leathah, 29-dollah boots, fake everything — except these are real.” *pulls down shirt and shows cleavage to camera*
She is amazing and I want her to be my girlfriend.
(thanks to Steve for the tip — original video here)