Australia Is Good at Commercials

Australian realtors Ian Adams and Adrian Jenkins have some sweet-ass luxury property, and they know how to sell it: with sex. The commercial below features two things that are on my Christmas list every year: a woman in lingerie tied to a chair, and a pair of blondes in their underwear who are always on the verge of making out. And also a helicopter and a SWAT team for some reason? Maybe because the brunette is tied up? I’m not sure, the plot is a little shaky in places.

I hope that Adams and Jenkins sell houses this way 100% of the time. “Now if you’ll just step into the bedroom here, you’ll see that it’s perfect for watching lesbians make out. And any women you tie up will have a beautiful view of the ocean thanks to these beautiful bay windows. Can we show you the sex dungeon?”

(Screencaps below the video.)

[via BuzzFeed]

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