I Think He Took It Well

The other night, Charlie Sheen put an exclamation point on his surprise appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” by planting a big kiss on Kimmel’s lips. Given Sheen’s history of both womanizing and woman tenderizing, it was hard for me to imagine any gay overtones from that kiss, but there were some other people who didn’t enjoy that man-on-man action thrust in their face. For example, a 47-year-old Georgia man named David O’Hara (inset) assaulted his girlfriend and pointed a gun at her because he objected to them thar homos kissin’.

“We were getting ready to get in bed and going through the TV stations. I saw that and said, ‘Oh look at that man, how he’s kissing that man. He’s kissing that man like he’s kissing a woman.’ And he just snapped. He said, ‘I don’t want to see that (expletive). I’m not a (expletive) gay man. It was shocking to me,” she said.

The fighting continued to escalate. A group of friends heard the screams and went to check on the couple. That’s when Quitman County Sheriff Steve Newton says O’Hara got a gun, putting it to the back of his girlfriend’s head and pointing it at 14-year-old Marcus Johnson.

“He swung it around in my face and pointed it at the back of her head and threatened to kill all of us,” Johnson said.

O’Hara took off running and was later tackled and arrested on the causeway leading from Georgia into Alabama. Deputies say he jumped the concrete median and tried to hide his gun in the grass. [WMBF]

“I’m not gay! Stop showing me men kissing! What do you think I am, gay? I’ll prove to you how straight I am by going to prison! GRRRRR, COMMUNAL SHOWERS!”

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