‘Terra Nova’ Looks Terra-ble

Embedded below is the first trailer for Fox’s “Terra Nova,” the Steven Spielberg-produced time-travel dinosaur drama that was originally scheduled for this spring but bumped to fall due to production issues. Here’s the plot synopsis from Brandon during his last guest stint here on WG:

In 2149, all life on planet Earth is threatened with extinction, so a group of scientists and a random family head back to prehistoric times and start shooting dinosaurs with machine guns.

While I’ll pretty much watch anything with dinosaurs, the trailer below looks pretty underwhelming, like a cross between Jurassic Park without Jeff Golblum and Avatar without the blue cat-monkeys and hair sex. And that’s just no good. If you’re not going to cast Jeff Goldblum, then there better be a whole lotta hair sex.

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