We’re still almost a month away from the Season 4 premiere of “True Blood,” and I’m already tired of all the promotion for the show. And you know what happens when I get bored: animals get Photoshopped into pictures.
Embedded below, you’ll find the first three minutes of the new season that was released through HBO Go, a scene so dull and preposterous — even for “True Blood” — that it seems like punishment for HBO Go subscribers. Sookie (Anna Paquin) is back in her little fairy world, and she bumps into the mind-reading guy she met in Dallas during Season 2, and then she hesitates to eat the glowing fruit and sees her grandpa Bill Lumberg. I am dumber for having watched it.
And just for good measure, I’ve also included the new posters for Season 4. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised to see that Lobster Dog, Fatcat, and Count Dogula have been added to the cast.
