In my opinion, the two funniest sounds on the planet are cat hisses and cat screeches (yes, I think they’re funnier than farts). In that regard, this teaser for Animal Planet’s “My Cat From Hell” (premiering tomorrow night) may be one of the funniest things ever made, as it features a cat hissing or screeching about once every six seconds. Essentially “The Dog Whisperer” for cats, the series stars Jackson Galaxy, a tattooed and horrendously goateed gentleman with the fakest stage name I’ve seen in ages. He introduces himself as such:
I’m Jackson Galaxy. I’m a musician by night, and a cat behaviorist by day. *opens guitar case stuffed with cat toys*
I bet this guy has to turn away pussy all the time. Don’t quit your night job, buddy.