Nobody puts Ali in the back seat! A photo from @laurenb1822, Alison Brie’s sister. [yfrog]
You had me at free gambling. I’ve never been into fantasy baseball before, but my pals at With Leather are sponsoring a one-day “free roll” at DraftStreet where you can select a line-up using a pre-determined salary cap (for free, with cash prizes). See if you can do better than my Mariner-stocked lineup (I’m “mattufford”). Go Dustin Ackley! [sign up here, better explanation of it here]
This Week in I Love You: Dairy Queen. This ode by Drew gets a big F’n co-sign from me. [KSK]
Twenty-five of the Worst Celebrity Tweets of All Time. There’s so, so much to love here. Although there are some absolute gems from Goldie Hawn and Kim Kardashian, I think this was my favorite: “Ahhhhhhh!! My computer keeps freezing and losing unsaved pieces of my novel.” — Lauren Conrad. [Uproxx]
The Zookeeper breaks out the “rom-com lean.” Congratulations to Kevin James for daring to make such an aggressively stupid movie. [FilmDrunk]
Stop everything: BIONIC DOG. Meet Naki’o, the first dog to have four prosthetic legs. [Gamma Squad]
Rejected ‘For Your Consideration’ Emmy Ads. Ha, it’s funny because “The Cape” was a show. [ScreenJunkies]
Well, it can’t suck any less than the movie. Watch the trailer for “Green Lantern: the Animated Series.” [MTV]
(Ron Swanson ice cream via PanicBasket)