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By 06.30.11

I’ve had this slowed-down clip of “Toddlers Tiaras” star Eden Wood kicking around in an open browser window for the last couple of days, waiting for some kind of inspiration to say something funny about it. But really, there isn’t much to say: it’s a little girl complaining about hairspray, only slowed down so she sounds like a man who just drank half a bottle of NyQuil. It’s terrific.

Anyway, I’m sure she’ll change her mind about hairspray by the time she drops out of high school. What I’m saying is that her parents are terrible, in case that wasn’t clear.



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