As I noted last week, Bear Grylls and Jake Gyllenhaal shared an Icelandic snow cave while filming the season premiere of “Man Vs. Wild,” and now we have a promo video for the episode, which promises to answer the question “Does nature have the balls to take on to two men THIS HANDSOME?”
Anyway, the episode looks good, and Gyllenhaal seems game for some crazy stuff (by which I mean dangerous outdoor activities, not kinky sex acts). But since we’re going to go straight for the gay innuendo anyway, I should probably share the money quote:
Bear: It takes balls, I’m not joking.
Jake: Well, they’re right up in my throat right now.
Yep. That’s Jake Gyllenhaal talking about testicles in his throat. To a man named Bear. For the Discovery Channel. I’m just gonna clock out and call it a day.