Okay, unlike the Ron Swanson planking video, this is actually the real deal: seven minutes of Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) from “Parks and Recreation” sharing his love for and beliefs about food (video below). It’s basically a highlight reel of Swanson’s best moments: bacon-wrapped shrimp, the strip club breakfast buffet, his photo album of steaks, “Bring me all the bacon and eggs you have,” the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, the turkey burger — it’s all here. The only way that watching this video on a Friday could be better is if I had a meat tornado to eat as I watched it.
Via EW. Next page: Ron Swanson food GIFs.