“It Doesn’t Taste Great.”

Unfortunately for me, Hurricane Irene didn’t destroy my apartment, so I have to work today. But at least I had a better time this weekend than Tucker Barnes, who gave a live report from the Ocean City, Maryland seawall while being sprayed with “sea foam” that was probably at least partly raw sewage. “It has a sandy consistency,” reports Barnes at one point. Important journalism. This should happen to everyone named Tucker.

[via BuzzFeed]

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