This BBC report (video below) documents how 15-year-old Chloe Holmes got a bionic hand after she lost the fingers on her left hand from chicken pox-related blood poisoning, making her the youngest person in Europe to be fitted with bionic fingers. It’s a marvel of science and technology… and yet all I want to do is make a joke about the first high schooler in Europe to get a bionic handjob. I’m going to hell.
[via BuzzFeed]
