Take the Money and Run (ABC) — The show goes to Chicago this week. And man, what a letdown this show is. Such a great concept, yet totally hamstrung by the toothless interrogation process.
Web Therapy (Showtime) — Lily Tomlin guest stars as Lisa Kudrow’s mother.
What Not to Wear (TLC) — This show is still on? Wow. I had no idea. TLC will also run a “special” featuring the show’s “top meltdowns.” Because it’s so stressful to get a new wardrobe for free.
World Series of Poker / WNBA Basketball (ESPN, ESPN2) — New York Liberty at Phoenix Mercury, in case you were curious. Also: sixteen days until the NFL season starts.
Teen Mom (MTV) — Amber Portwood goes on a date. I’m sure the line for that honor goes around the block.
Casablanca (TCM) — “We’ll always have Paris.” I watched this movie for the first time in high school, before I fully understood the lasting impact freaky international sex can have on one’s spank bank.
