As we’ve already seen, “Two and a Half Men’s” marketing campaign is built around the new cast being naked. I assume that has something to do with why Kutcher was naked on “Ellen” today. I’ve got video below for the ladies out there, but I’m sorry (or happy) to say that there’s generous pixelation of Demi Moore’s meat thermometer.
I was actually going to give Kutcher props for going in front of a studio audience completely nude, but he chickened out and put clothes on for the actual sit-down interview. What a coward.I bet there’s not even anything to see. If he’s anything like his wife, his genitalia is completely hidden with a beaver pelt.